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Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024


Jabbajak

The full colored soyjak of a neckbeard at his desk with speech bubble. Using this is calling the commenter above a neck beard. A full color soyjak with similarities to Jabba The Hut

User 1: “I bet behind the camera she’s just some ugly thot”
User 2: <jabbajak meme>
User 1: *cries because the image is true*

by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021


JabbaJak

Originating from IFunny, the Jabbajak is a hand drawn picture of what a “neck beard” at his desktop would look like with speech bubble covering the top of the picture, showing everyone in the comments that the OP of the comment above is a neckbeard.

User1: “women only ever want men who treat them like shit. And here I am, just another nice guy waiting for his kawaii wife”
User 2: <insert jabbajak meme>
User 1: Fuck you bro I don’t fucking look like that

by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021


Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.

With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle

by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021