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The male need to be manly and 'do it himself'. Not always a pickle jar.
Fred: damn, this door is stuck.
Lisa: let me try.
Fred: no, I got it.
(door slams into his face)
Lisa: should have let me. The pickle jar complex always backfires.
A rebel in the Firefly/Serenity universe ('verse). In other words, a wholly awesome person.
Sally: I'm gonna be a bumblebee for Halloween. What about you, Derek?
Derek: Browncoat.
*hordes of screaming girls*
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Being extremely drunken on Christmas or New Year.
George was having a great time at his friend's Christmas party, and by the end, he was extremely tinselebriated.
Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
Check My Status. When someone asks you what you mean, but you've just said it in your FB or other social networking site status.
Lacee: Did you see it on TV?
Vivianne: What the fuck are you talking about?
Lacee: CMS!!!
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