Robloxian Syndrome

A condition (in Roblox) that causes severe coughing (“oof”’s), dislocated/broken limbs, and eventually, resurrection. Continuous exposure to such a disease, of one who does not have it, can lead to loss of sanity and friends. Possibly contagious (on Roblox).

Dude: *on Roblox* BROOOOOOOO! All my friends left me!
Bro: Dude, you must have been exposed to the Robloxian Syndrome. Sorry, we can’t be friends anymore.