whore drawer

Toys found in basket or nightstand adjacent or near a bed for quick sexual pleasure.

Eve couldn't cum, so I told her to reach in the Whore Drawer to get the rabbit and lube.

ChocoTaco

A ChocoTaco happens when a female is given news that immediately releases the contents of her bowls while wearing panties. The result is dirty panties and a vagina filled with fecal matter.

After receiving divorce papers, my bitch of a wife experienced a Chocotaco!