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When a man pours Indonesian hot sauce on his penis, and has a girl give him a blowjob, resulting in a burning sensation on the guy's penis, as well as a burning sensation on the girl's tongue.
She had the kinkiest idea last night, she asked if i wanted to try out the spicy Indonesian.
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When a crowd of people surround a couple dancing on the dance floor, and the couple in middle perform dance moves similar to having sex.
Extreme Dirty Dancing.
Wow, those people are dance fucking are drawing a really large crowd.
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A girl who came from Ontario, California. Ontarihoes fall under four categories:
1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
Fuck Ontarihoes.
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A message making oneself appear superior than another human being via twitter.
"Look at his leet tweet, he just keeps bragging about how many follower he has."
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The feeling a guy gets when he thinks somebody is interested in his significant other, even though that individual already knows she's taken by him.
Dude, I'm getting the guy vibe, I can tell that fucker likes my girl by the way he looks at her, and I'm holding her fucking hand!
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