fat-chicking

transitive verb: a large woman calling or a texting a person non-stop after sleeping with him/her

I have to get a new phone number," Gary said, "Monique won't stop fat-chicking me!

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LMWAO

Laughing My Whole Ass Off - when a comment is so funny, you have to laugh your entire ass off

Alex: yess exactly. then hopefully one of them call tell me "good luck" and i play it back for them right before i kick their asses

Emily: LMWAO!

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up to there

a phrase to describe when one's patience with a topic or person has exceeded reasonable tolerance

"I've had it up to there with that class!"

house-trained

adj. Used to describe a man who has been sufficiently trained so that you can allow him in your house

"C'mon, baby, let me come up."

"No, you haven't been house-trained yet."

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poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

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