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Our maid took out three home invaders last week.
What? How?
She apparently used to be a Chefsassin
When a girl makes a sexual moan, but its delivery makes her sound liken a horse having trouble naying.
I was having sex with a girl last night, but she sounded like a half-hearted horse.
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stands for precious penis. the pens that will make all panties drop and pussys wet.
Yo dude, I showed off my P.P. and I got like 20 girls last night.
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When you pop a loli's (lolicon, a small anime girl that looks about ten years old but is often a women in her mid 30s-40s or just someone who is older than ten) cherry.
Dude I got a lollipop last night
Awesome, what flavor?
Um, no I fucked a Lolicon...
... I'm never talking to you again
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