Oh Hell No!

According to Gabriel Iglesias, the sixth level of fatness. You're in an elevator. You see an example of this trundling towards you. You quickly run to the "close door" button, and yell "OH HELL NO!"

*Johnny and Mark are in an elevator, and someone really big is approaching*
Johnny: "Oh hai fat person!"
Mark: "OH HELL NO! *runs to button panel and shuts the doors*"

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doughdicking

Similar to snowdicking, q.v., the act of doughdicking involves shaping uncooked bread dough into the shape of a penis, with or without scrotum. Doughdicking is an occasional pastime for young males at bakeries and anywhere else there is bread dough.

It was a slow and boring day at the local bakery, so Mark and Denny decided to engage in doughdicking. The result was....let's say, small.