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Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
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A fine cereal, ask for it by name!
I just had some nigga please cereal last night. Damn was it good! Came with free kool-aide too!
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A form of nigger porn, but also a comedy.
Yo Jerome! I saw that new pomedy the other day on BET! Reminded me of barbershop with titties!
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When a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks he is done then when she turns arounds he blows in her face
I tricked that bitch so bad, I got her with the old Houdini!
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