Having sex with a midget/dwarf after a fight.
Guy 1 : yo man did you ever make it up with Lucy?
Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.
Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
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Guy: uaggghhhhh!!!!!
Girl: OMG!!! You got your Humpslobber on my new dress!!!