Euan Douglas

A onion reeking bastard pagan sniffing train loving autistic wanker who will die a virgin

He looks like a Euan Douglas

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Marie VDB

She is the sexiest human being I have ever met and I would give her a facial any day of the week she was in my bed last night.

Marie VDB is very sexy

JVB

A very sexy young man with a very large penis. Someone I would personally shag. His teeth look like a prison cell and his tongue is in jail, this turns me on. Jamie is a beast o’ burrgan. He used to be very fat but is now very ripped.

I want to be like JVB