Bloxwich

A crap area where the stupidest, laziest, fattest, and most unemployable residents in the West Midlands spend their entire day and universal credit cheque eating like pigs at Greggs, the Pinfold chippy, and drinking carlings at the local wetherspoons. A crucial research area for studying evolution, the residents have developed gills and webbed feet from decades of inbreeding. You will lose braincells from being within 1km of this place.

Person A: I took a bus to bloxwich and someone pissed themselves on the bus

Person B: Don't worry that's normal here, just be glad you don't live in Leamore.