Ass Fucker

When someone is being a dick and a pain in the ass at the same time.

“Jeez Johnson stop being such an ass fucker!”

“Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”

Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”