Infinity IQ

A way of stating you are extremely high, usually used in conjunction with “nothing else matters”

Zuck: I have infinity iq bro nothing else matters dude
Anyone else: are you okay?
Zuck: dude it doesn’t matter I have infinity iq none of this actually matters

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Slug Dick

After busting a load. The Dick Operator proceeds to soak the Dick in cum. This creates a Sticky Dick which gets scratchy and forces the Operator to move slowly for fear of getting an itchy dick.

Robert: Dude whynare you so slow?!
Cuck: I busted this morning and now I got slug dick, sorry I’m so slow.
Robert: Oh sorry man, I understand now.