Vegan

A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.

Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime?
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...

Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!

*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!

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