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if you were born on this day you are worthless and should regret being born
also the UK military will hunt you down and execute you at 8:30PM
joe: its my birthday because i was born on November 16th 2007!!!
the whole UK military outside is house:
super sexy man who is very awesome and gets all the ladies, he also has the power and talent to summon reality breaking nuclear explosions from his bare hands also he carries in every single game he plays
Girl 1: omg have you seen Jakub he is so hot
girl 2: he fisted my mother last night and she erupted into gamma radiation
a word a man by the name colin bestowed upon our wretched world
Colin: zaza i love uno
Xi Jinping: OMG รขยย social credits
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