Risky Jizzky

The act of when a man has sexual intercourse with a partner next to his or her sleeping father and busts a fat nut on his face

Kyle: Dude i just got my ass beat cause i pulled the risky jizzky last night at my girls house

Chad: Ah no way Bro

Penion

When a man sticks his cock in onion juice and then uses his penis and balls to swab the inside of a females mouth

Kyle: ah man she was being a bitch last night so I gave her the penion

Chad: no way bro