Candice

goes along with ligma and bofa what it actually means is candice dick fit in yo mouth

Me: Do you know Candice?
Friend: No, who's Candice?
Me: CANDICE DIK FIT IN YO MOUTH, LOL GOTCHA AMIRITE XD

You're Dismissed

When the teacher says "you're dismissed", what he/she is actually saying is "clean up and fuck off"

Teacher: You're dismissed.
Me: just because you are an adult does not mean you have to say that to 20+ kids, you fucking nasty dipshit

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