Taylor

This bitch will fuck your life up. She’ll act all innocent on the inside but really, she’s plotting to steal all of your chicken. She’s really pretty but that face is only LIES AND MANIPULATION. Every time she eats chicken the world stops for twenty minutes AND ALL OF THE MEN AROUND HER START LICKING HER SHOES? Don’t believe me? Find a Taylor and give her a chicken wing...but don’t blame me when you get a mouthful of shoe.

“Hey dude, have you met Taylor? She really likes chicken.”
“NO DUDE ITS A TRAP!!!”

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