milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

Jacomac

1. An expression used for a weasel poker playing who doesn’t know the game and only raises on a full house or higher

2. A poker player who pongs like a smelly ranga

**gets a full house on the flop** *only raises on the river for a measly dollar.
“Bro surely you’d raise more on a full house you totally jacomac’d it”