November 2

Let’s all take a moment of silence for those who already failed no nut November

“Hey it’s only November 2 but did you fail no nut November yet”
“Yes”
“………………………………………”

February 30th

The best day out of the entire year
To be used in situations where impossible things become possible

Me: February 30th is my favorite day out of the whole year, it’s when I got a girlfriend

My friend: but..
Me: exactly (*lonely noises*)