Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.

Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)

PIBS

A formal and more empathetic way to call someone a Bum or homeless. Instead it's PIBS: People(Person), In, Bad, Situations.

Gerry: Gosh! I can't stand those homeless bums on the streets! All they do is beg for money and don't look for jobs or do anything!
Terry: Gerry, those people aren't homeless bums, their just "PIBS."
Gerry: Never really thought of it that way...hm.
Terry: Yeah, sometimes you have to be more empathetic, put yourself in their shoes, their just People In Bad Situations in life.