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To pin an opponent in a wrestling match
Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach
Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!
Wrestler : ok coach!!!
When a man pisses outside in sub-zero weather and the head of his pecker ices over.
Dude#1-what the hell are you doing bro?
Dude#2-i just pissed off of the porch and got a frosty
Dude#1-holy fuck man, it's like 10 below!
Dude#2- no shit, help me find a wood chisel bro before i get frostbite!
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Beyond a "10", to the Nth of beauty, so hot you would eat the corn from her shit!!!
Dude -1- she's so hot I'd do her!
Dude-2- well I'd eat that ass she's so hot!!
Dude-3-fuck both you, I'd cornpick her in a
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The gayest dude you'll ever meet, usually bald and not packing.
Guy 1-Here comes Jeffery, I can see the glow off his head.
Guy 2- yeah I heard Jeffrey's favorite part at the "glory hole" is the chair!
Guy 3- yep Jeffrey said the only thing he likes better is all the free food!!!
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