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South Dakota

It's NOT just a bunch of open fields and Mount Rushmore. There are several cities in the state, it's very mountainous in the West. South Dakota is probably tied with North Dakota for which state best fits the definition of "Great plains state". There are also lots of Indian reservations here too, about 1/3 of the state. Unlike Oklahoma, these tribes weren't forcefully moved here, they are the original people of the Dakotas. But best of all, in South Dakota, you can get a full drivers license at the very young age of 14. So if you're a 14 or 15 year old from New York who likes making fun of South Dakota, you really should be jealous of it.

South Dakota is not just open fields and Mount Rushmore. It's totally worth visiting.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 18, 2021

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Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

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Treaty of Sevres

The treaty that was signed in 1920 which decided the fate of the now collapsing Ottoman EmpireҀ™s territories. It partitioned Anatolia between European colonial spheres of influence, newly created countries for ethnic minorities, and what remained of the fallen-from-glory Ottoman Empire. Was partially nullified by the Treaty of Lusanne later on, but generally succeeded in bringing down the Ottoman Empire and creating a modern and secular Turkish state.

The Treaty Of Sevres was the final treaty signed in regards to hostilities from the First World War, arguably bringing it to an end.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 29, 2020

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2020

An incredible disappointment and an incredible failure. Like, this makes a failing drug addict high school dropout look like a HUGE SUCCESS.

I had a shitty 2019 for personal reasons, and I went into 2020 thinking it was gonna be my year. I was finally going to turn my life in the right direction, I was going to start fresh, and I was going to go down the right path. I woke up on January 1, 2020 as enthusiastic as ever.

Oh, who the hell was 2020 kidding? Literally the day after I said 2020 was my year, I hear that there's a deadly coronavirus going around in China. Okay, I thought, maybe they'll contain it, maybe the international community will handle it, maybe it will all be fine, and mayb..... NOPE!

Two weeks later, the outbreak has reached the US. Okay, I thought, maybe the US, with our great hospital system, huge economy, high human development index will handle it. Maybe we'll close our borders, maybe we'll do some minor containment measures, maybe if we all wash our hands it will be fine, and mayb... NOPE!

People in the US (including politicians on both sides) totally downplayed, lied, and made this political. So COVID-19 reached America and on March 13, 2020, we shut down. My school switched to online, my grades rapidly deteriorated, and my life went to crap again. My life had just turned around for the better, it was shooting up, but there had to be that glass ceiling that would bounce me back, and my head smashed into the ground. Worse, our country went into huge unrest, the economy went into the toilet, and we all got divided. We narrowly avoided world war on several occasions. Our freedoms have been taken away in the name of containing a virus that has already spread far, far beyond the point of containment. Wildfires, hurricanes, second and third waves of COVID-19 have made this already terrible year worse. It's starting to feel like a movie. This year is just so insanely bad. It's unprecedented. You know what 2020, I expected a lot from you, I wanted to turn my life around, but NOPE! Now I have zero faith in 2021, but dear 2021, please prove me wrong and I will be eternally grateful.

Fuck 2020, I had faith in you and you failed so bad. If a future generation reads this, don't forget 2020, it's the worst tragedy in history since WW2.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 8, 2020

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2020

See shit show

2020 has been a shit show. Literally everything that could possibly go wrong has gone wrong.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 1, 2020


Faucism

A system where non elected bureaucrats heavily influence the government and control the population under the guise of a national emergency. Faucism relies on panic, so usually these bureaucrats will try to panic the population so they can control more.

The term was coined by Florida governor Ron DeSantis, who declared that "Florida chooses freedom over Faucism". The term itself is named after Dr. Anthony Fauci, one such bureaucrat.

COVID was waning in June of 2021, so the bureaucratic CDC and their faucism came up with the delta variant and now everyone is panicking once more.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 30, 2021

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Pain in the ass

A person or task that is irritating, challenging, or annoying, usually more so than it has to be.

I am a medic and every two years I have to get recertified. It's an unnecessary pain in the ass, because I have to file about 10 million papers and every two years they change it, and it's pointless anyways because I'm obviously not going to suddenly forget how to do my job.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 16, 2021