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When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.
Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.
Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.
To be born with almost infinite wealth, fame, and fortune, then expecting people to believe that you're a victim of the system.
Prince Harry had a guaranteed great life of fortune before he was even born. I don't want to hear him say the system oppressed him.
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A year we, in the chaos of 2020, look back and think, ânot bad at allâ. No pandemic, no elections, no riots, just peace. Everyone seemed to get along, you didnât get attacked if you accidentally posted something phrased wrong on social media, and it was a generally good vibe.
I miss 2019. 2020 is a shit show.
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Someone who is desperate to be special and above everyone, and thinks everyone admires them. They do thinks so people think theyâre special, but they usually make an ass out of themselves trying to impress people.
James drives nice cars that he put on his moms credit card, and he removes the muffler to sound cool but really just makes an ass out of himself. No one is impressed by him, he is high falutin.
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Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.
James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.
Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.
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