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Joe Biden

The man who couldn’t even be president for a day without totally screwing it up. A ticking time bomb.

Joe Biden opened our borders, killed thousands of jobs, and entered back into dysfunctional international organizations, all on his first day in office.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 24, 2021


Virgin

Something I am because I’m an unmarried Christian male.

I’m a Virgin because I’m religiously prohibited from engaging in premarital sex.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020


New Yorkers

Foreigners and people from the west coast love them, but people from states bordering New York hate them because they bring their abhorrent driving to our peaceful states.

New Yorkers are a menace to the roadways of New England.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 22, 2021


Murder

A crime which almost half the people who commit it get away with it. Killing another human being.

Not all forms of killings are considered murder. Accidental killings are usually not, although they may constitute a lesser offense such as manslaughter if done extremely carelessly. Self Defense killings also usually not considered a crime, but may constitute voluntary manslaughter if done with excessive force or under a mistaken belief that one's life is in danger. (Varies by circumstance extremely). In some countries, the death penalty is carried out and is not considered murder, while in most, it IS considered murder and is therefore abolished. In some states, lethal force is authorized if one's property is in danger. For example, if I see someone stealing a TV from my driveway, my life is not in danger, but my belonging is, so in some states, that alone is justification to use lethal force.

In some places, murder is punishable by death. This is usually only reserved for first degree, premeditated and planned out murder. Most often though, First Degree murder is punished by life imprisonment with parole eligibility after a certain number of years. Sometimes there is no parole eligibility. Second Degree Murder is usually punished by a fixed term imprisonment, usually around 20-40 years in prison, but in some jurisdictions, it's punishable by life with parole.

Even when a prisoner is eligible for parole, it's rarely granted for murder. In fact, parole eligibility serves a purpose mainly for mental health. A prisoner who 100% certainly will spend their life in jail deteriorates rapidly, while a prisoner with SOME prospect for release has an incentive to behave well and stay healthy.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020


President Bush

A nightmare. Not even gonna specify which Bush because they both were.

Me: President Bush was a war-loving butcher and failure of a president.

Hi: Which one?

Me: Both.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020


Assyrian Genocide

A war crime that wiped out nearly all Assyrians on the planet. It was carried out by the Ottoman Empire on the Assyrians, a Christian minority group who lived in modern day Iraq. The Ottomans blamed Christian minorities for conspiracy with the allied powers, and proceeded to attempt to wipe out the entire Greek, Armenian, and Assyrian population, and nearly succeeded. While Greeks and Armenians are still plentiful today because many of them lived in neighboring countries, thus safe from the genocide, Assyrians were located entirely in the Ottoman Empire, and thus, up to 80% of them died. Assyrians had their villages burned, Churches destroyed, and belongings stolen by Ottoman soldiers. Then, they were led on a march to nowhere, where most of them died. If you somehow survived that, it would be forced labor for men and possible rape for women.

Despite all of this, Turkey still refuses to admit that the Assyrian genocide and the others were crimes against humanity, insisting they were necessary to save the empire from espionage.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 31, 2020


Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021