build me a room

"I don't know" (from turkish, bilmiyorum, ingilizcesised)

how are you so bad at this?
fuckin build me a room

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

geoplex

A Melodic Drum and Bass as well as Dubstep artist from Australia. Geoplex uses FL Studio 20 and makes hella sick beats. He's currently commissioned by Last Abyss making the soundtrack to their game Space Pulse.

"Did you hear the new Geoplex track?"
"Nah dude, I thought he stopped uploading, haven't heard anything from him in years"