buick

Understated elegance coupled with refined road manners and ride. Philosophically, if Saturn is the car of stoics, Buick would be the Epicurean brand, in the tradition of Petronius, the Arbiter of Elegance. Used by Harley Earl as the platform for many of his experimental creations, the brand had taken a grandfatherly aura prior to the arrival of Bob Lutz at GM, and now is poised to regain some of the style that originally characterized the marquee.

The Buick Park Avenue gives me everything Cadillac does, for $10,000 less.

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bufarilla

AKA a BBW, this is a female with a buffalo body and gorilla face - "Bufarilla." Extreme cases are categorized as "Fugly Bufarillas." Extreme caution should be used when consuming large quantities of alcohol near these, as victims have been known to gnaw off their arms to escape from their lairs.

"Didya see that fugly bufarilla?!" She was at least Six-Pack Ugly!

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