akika

that girl who says shes Japanese but is 100% not and instead looks like the whitest girl you have ever seen

omg u totally catfished me, what an akika

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Jacorn on the Jacob

Chilly obsidian potato

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”

riley

gramer natzi is really smart and funny. she stole youre boyfriend with crabs named matt and is assitant to the chickadai prime minister but walks around calling herself deputy pee em.

akika (that girl who isnt japanese): hey riley
riley: thats deputy pee em to you