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Islamikaze

-coined by Professor Raphael Israeli in 1997.

-suicide bombers in the name of Allah.

-suicide goes against basic Islamic principles, based on the earlier writings of Muhammed; yet more modern fundamentalist Muslims (Wahhabis, etc...) would describe suicide bombing as martyrdom, thus granting said bomber 72 virgins in paradise.

-it is unclear whether this is one 72 year old virgin, or 72 one year old virgins.

- in Islam, those who commit suicide are condemned to repeat the actions of their suicide for all eternity in hell. Islamikazes take a big gamble, paradise or exploding for the rest of forever, but hey, it happens.

9/11 was some hardcore Islamikaze action

by XylophoniX May 23, 2007

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stalinteer

to be chosen to do something against one's will with no say in the matter at hand.

my boss stalinteered me to do doubles all weekend.

by XylophoniX November 18, 2007

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scoping chromies

the act of taking chromies (chrome valve caps) off car tires to put on your bike tires.

or just for fun.

i went scoping chromies yesterday

by XylophoniX April 2, 2007

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