finger cheese

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

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