A touch of the Beebo's

A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.

Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.

"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"

cunt in the murray

verb: to smack a cheeky chap in the chops; to offer a good swedge to the chin in retaliation to an affront.

John: Fuck me that skirt makes your arse look big

Janet: Right you're in for a cunt in the murray.

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