Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

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