Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

herd stupidity

Having preference for the epidemiological condition resulting in reduction of airborne communicable disease transmission requiring 60-70 percent of a given, closed community to have acquired natural immunity to the infection at the expense significant mortality when targeted immunization protocols can achieve the same objective without inherent suffering.

COVID-19 infection? Get you some! Put away yer mask, gimme a high-five and let's party with the germs!
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.

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Religifarce

Buffoonery mocking the rediculous tenets on which which all religion is based.

In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)

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Trump Bubble

The entire fucked-up world contained within a mysterious, nefaroius construct of Trump-think, narcissistic-driven wholesale derangement of perspective; a divorce relative to ANYTHING that ACTUALLY exists and that REALLY matters...

Oh, shit! I'm in a Trump Bubble...I seriously can't tell the difference between my ass and a hole in the fucking ground...

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logic-tight compartment

The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.

OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.

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COVID shame

The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.

WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.

Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

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