House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

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Do What Yer Good At

A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.

So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.

Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).

Campaign Brief

A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.

Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.

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P fatigue

Shorthand for Pandemic fatigue, the near universal downtrodden feeling of misery suffered by a society suffocated under threat of COVID disease spread.

Hey, you still wearin' a mask?
I am. I've overcome P fatigue and reenergized my health commitment.
Are you kidding?! Trump has personally irradiated COVID world wide!

commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

wudn't me

The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.

So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.

political viremia

The development of unusually high COVID-19 infectious rates among politicians; it's almost as if the virus itself can detect the most corrupt and dishonest among us.

and in other news, political viremia continues to impose forced-quarantine on members of Congress, Administrative branch Cabinet members and support staff... let's just hope that the president is spared, because THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL. right...

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