CoronImmune

The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.

Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.

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craptocurrency

Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.

Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.

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anecdotal proof

The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***

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rapturgasm

A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.

That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.

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Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

trans-ginger

A gently-disalarming term used to describe, or otherwise identify, an individual of trans-sexual orientation when hostile circumstances, unfortunate timing or the presence of particularly volatile persons require such measures.

Hey, did you hear that Billie is goin' all in for sexual reassignment surgery?
Damn, shut yer hole! Grandpa got new hearing aids and LGBTQ issues trigger his PTSD...let's just go with trans-ginger, ok?

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generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.

Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.