Beaverflection shuffle

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.

Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!

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Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

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Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.

Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

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bullshittamous

Similar to Bullshittery, but with a Latin root tweek making it much more acrid and pretentiously, erudite diminishment.

So the doc told me that I'm gonna be IMPOTENT after my prostate surgery.
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??

antigenic escape

With respect to SARS-CoV-2, the emergence of genetic viral mutation target(s) unrecognized by vaccine generated antibodies.

I'M SO HAPPY! I JUST GOT THE COVID VACCINE!! I'M IMMUNE!! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A MASK OR SOCIAL DISTANCE ANYMORE!
Ummm, not so fast. It seems that the virus has mutated. The vaccine is no longer effective. It's called antigenic escape...we're all doomed.

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Kremlame

Quite the opposite of what's been historically assigned to the Russian Army as an effective, high-tech and world-class fighting force.

Ok. Ukraine? Beating back Russia? Against impossible odds?

Yeah. Systematic corruption has transformed the Kremlin into the Kremlame; it's as simple as that, really.