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The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.
So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weightΓ’ΒΒ¦
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.
Who could get upset by a little struggle snuggle?
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In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.
YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.
YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
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A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
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Straight outta Wuhan Province, the cruise-ship-quarantine, pseudo-scourge of 2020.
Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
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The euthanasia-induced, temporary repository for a beloved, yet incontinent, demented and disease-riddled family pet that has succumbed to the unfortunate ravages of time...
Ok kids, 'Boots' is ...in the 'fridge; we gotta get her out and into the ground before the Vet charges us for another month of 'storage'...go get yer shovels...
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Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!