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swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.

So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...

by YAWA September 14, 2018

30πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


nasal stank

The foul odor produced as a consequence of nasal surgery or injury.

Dude! Move the fuck over...You gotta stop breathin' out that nasal stank on me!
Sorry, just had sinus surgery last week.
Yeah, I git 'dat; but damn! Smells like a wet dog climbed up in there 'n fuckin' died.

by YAWA December 23, 2021


No Moore!!

A social movement resisting shameless, futile and unwelcomed attempts to re-establish legitimate political electability; especially to an office from which one has previously been forcibly removed, scandalized and publically humiliated.

Let's just go with No Moore!! and be done with it...

by YAWA July 17, 2019

27πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Elite Impunity

A supremely elevated classification of humanity, the members of which endowed with immunity to any form of persecution, penalty or consequence--living quite openly above-the-law.

Have you ever encountered someone that, despite committing obvious and multiple serious offenses, just doesn't give a RATS-ASS about the horrific consequences of what they say, think or do?
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.

by YAWA July 10, 2019

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Decount

The official 2020 election legal remedy demanded by the former administration for any prevailing 'Blue State'.

We must deconstruct the Blue Wall, and Arizona, and Nevada, and Georgia, and any State won by illegal mail-in ballots. We demand a Decount!!

by YAWA November 8, 2020


Social Media Sabotage

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.

Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.

by YAWA March 22, 2020

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Death by Narcissist

What you get when an unqualified, unprepared and completely out-of-touch-with-reality leader faces an actual, REAL, world-wide crisis.

Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.

If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.

by YAWA March 29, 2020

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž