Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.

Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...

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beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

between his thighs

In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.

Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...

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push that shit down

An strategy used to manipulate unfavorable Internet ratings, opinions or other social-media emergencies by displacing them from awareness with massive amounts of alternatively engineered content.

Kripes! We just got super-flamed on Twitter and it's contagious. This could cost us millions if it spreads to the news-feed--mobilize the forces, we gotta push that shit down!

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Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!

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Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.

Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.

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milk chunks

The surprise mouth-full of sour, rotten debris often experienced by inconsiderate, out-of-the-carton milk drinkers.

Haha!! Alec got the milk chunks last nite from drinkin' right out of the fridge; serves that shit-bag right...now he can clean up HIS OWN puke...

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