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Any of several possible bodily orifices, most frequently the rectum, through which intoxicating substances are introduced for rapid, near-lethal, systemic absorption.
It was a chug hole massacre...XANS, flips, percs and a handle of Vodka all capped off with some DANK 420; rolled him out of the car in front of the ER when he stopped breathing and his eyes rolled back into his head...I think he swallowed his tongue.
Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.
Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.
A less-than 'super' bowl; a game filled with interceptions, punts, missed field goals, short-yard gains and very few drives resulting in actual points scored.
WTF?! Is ANYONE going to fucking score a touchdown in this pooper-bowl--they should all get a discount for those ultra-expensive, unintelligible commercials.
The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.
Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.
Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.
The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.
So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.
That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.