in the bottle

Inebriation caused by the intoxicating effects of ethanol ingestion.

Whazza matter with James? He just fell down the fucking stairs.

Oh, no worries. He's just in the bottle again.
Damn! He's shat himself!

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Ankle Grabber

An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.

So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!

Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!

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COVID tan

Similar to a Farmer tan, but with tan lines circumscribing a face mask rather than a T shirt.

Damn! I gotta stay outta the sun with this damn mask on... now I got a COVID tan.

pooper-bowl

A less-than 'super' bowl; a game filled with interceptions, punts, missed field goals, short-yard gains and very few drives resulting in actual points scored.

WTF?! Is ANYONE going to fucking score a touchdown in this pooper-bowl--they should all get a discount for those ultra-expensive, unintelligible commercials.

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rapturgasm

A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.

That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.

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Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

trans-ginger

A gently-disalarming term used to describe, or otherwise identify, an individual of trans-sexual orientation when hostile circumstances, unfortunate timing or the presence of particularly volatile persons require such measures.

Hey, did you hear that Billie is goin' all in for sexual reassignment surgery?
Damn, shut yer hole! Grandpa got new hearing aids and LGBTQ issues trigger his PTSD...let's just go with trans-ginger, ok?

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