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The embodiment of faith.
Oh, you have faith do you?
The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.
Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.
A term reserved exclusively for the righteous end-product of any given christian, home-school education; with an emphasis on faith, flat-earth geology and fucked-up, self-sustaining lunacy, children can be transformed into irredeemable social time-bombs.
Yup. Another fucked-up, home-schooled demon killer arrested. This one for stabbing the UPS guy --Saturday delivery; that's a violation of the 4th commandment and punishable by death...parents must be proud!
The superlative of wrongness
Anyone: Corona virus is just a Hoax
Everyone else: Sadly, your are Incorrectest
A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.
Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!
The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
A previously optimistic term generally applied to a disease course change toward improvement, now bastardised and misconstrued into a political mis-information directive in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of massive disease surge.
You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.