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Boom-Boom Room

That special, male-only, establishment where just about any 'request' can be almost instantaneously satisfied...

Hey, how'd your date go last nite?
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.

by YAWA June 20, 2019

71πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Virus Don't Care

The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.

It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.

Guess what? Virus Don't Care...

by YAWA April 19, 2020

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


demon sperm

An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.

Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.

Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!

by YAWA July 31, 2020


Corona with Lyme

A magical pathologic partnership.

Damn, what's with the cough dude?
Well, I think it goes well with my rash...
Oh, yeah...gotta get the Corona with Lyme.

by YAWA February 5, 2020

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.

So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...

by YAWA August 4, 2017

39πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 21, 2021


mass-wormicide

The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.

Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!

by YAWA September 23, 2017

39πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž