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A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
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Straight outta Wuhan Province, the cruise-ship-quarantine, pseudo-scourge of 2020.
Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
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The euthanasia-induced, temporary repository for a beloved, yet incontinent, demented and disease-riddled family pet that has succumbed to the unfortunate ravages of time...
Ok kids, 'Boots' is ...in the 'fridge; we gotta get her out and into the ground before the Vet charges us for another month of 'storage'...go get yer shovels...
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Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.
Out of the blue she pulled out a fugulator! It was the best night of my life....
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Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
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Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
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The unintentional, yet unavoidable, alteration in both speaking pattern and word selection between two Caucasian males.
Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal cellular device should I find myself in an untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
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