COVIDapocalypse

The closest yet modern man has come to complete undoing.

It ain't the apocalypse; it's the COVIDapocalypse...not much difference, really eh?

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Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...

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unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

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mailnesia

A method of anonymously credentialing ownership or identification on websites demanding personal information.

Holy shit! I've been email spammed out the ass lately. I can't sign up for anything without tracking or bot trails.
Dude. Use xxxx@mailnesia; you choose the xxx. check it out and be free of such bullshit.

COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

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Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

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Robo Bullshit

The scourge of current telemarketing abuse methods that plague cell phone users world-wide.

Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.

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