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Twerking Class

A special sub-category of dance-inspired, erotic entertainment.

Oh, I'll just skip the high-class, low-class, working class and po' class...and head right on into the Twerking Class, baybee!!!

by YAWA August 2, 2019

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


kill-whitey music

The traditional, lyrically aggressive hip-hop sub-genre--dedicated to themes of violence, anarchy and social disruption; UNLIKE the current watered-down, lame-ass, mainstream dollar-driven verbal diarrhea...

Yo, you can't be playin' that kill-whitey music up in here; if bubba hears it, he gonna come kick some fuckin ass...

by YAWA April 14, 2019

39πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Stop the Steal

Hopefully, the last an a seemingly infinite number of alternative-reality driven, Trump psycho-vomit conspiracy theories imposed on an exhausted, over-it American populace.

"Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal"!
What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.

by YAWA November 7, 2020

64πŸ‘ 1003πŸ‘Ž


SCOTUS endpoint

The very last election fraud claim denial collectively generated by the highest court in the land.

So, how'd we do in our attempt to overturn the 2020 free and fair election? You know, the one that Biden won by millions.
Well, despite our best efforts to undermine democracy, we seem to have reached SCOTUS endpoint.
Oh, then maybe we can get this country back on track and unified for the greater good of all Americans!
What?! HELL TO THE NO! STOP THE STEAL! FOUR MORE YEARS! (can I get a presidential pardon, please?)

by YAWA December 13, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 5, 2020


Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.

Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...

by YAWA August 21, 2016

60πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020