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easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 21, 2021


mass-wormicide

The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.

Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!

by YAWA September 23, 2017

39πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


kilonova nucleosynthesis

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.

You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!

by YAWA October 16, 2017

33πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


House Fire

Pandemics can be a lot like house fires; regardless of how they start, if it's your country or your property you'd like to think that there was a plan to deal with it effectively, efficiently and decisively...or risk having something of great value reduced to ashes.

Hey America! Got any plans to deal with your House Fire?
Maybe we should elect leaders that care more about the INDIVIDUALS that make up this country than they do about their fuckin' TV ratings, Twitter account and Blame-Shifting. Inspired and motivated PEOPLE drive business toward success and the economy into stability, NOT the other way around.

by YAWA May 7, 2020

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Do What Yer Good At

A existential position as a default correction when path uncertainty becomes evident.

So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.

Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).

by YAWA November 14, 2022


Campaign Brief

A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.

Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.

by YAWA April 26, 2020

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


P fatigue

Shorthand for Pandemic fatigue, the near universal downtrodden feeling of misery suffered by a society suffocated under threat of COVID disease spread.

Hey, you still wearin' a mask?
I am. I've overcome P fatigue and reenergized my health commitment.
Are you kidding?! Trump has personally irradiated COVID world wide!

by YAWA October 29, 2020