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Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021


NBA Youngboy

A superior life form blessed with the immaculate flair for music, lyrically gifted beyond measure, and talented in the art of fisticuffs, Kentrell Gaulden has impacted the world through his cunning, rectitude and sheer intellectual magniloquence

NBA Youngboy: “Nahh YB better + Ratio”

“I go by YoungBoy and I'll zip you up from talking shit”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

22👍 10👎


The Box

The exhilarating act of wrapping each operable limb around your partner’s body and locking tight, until they hyperventilate and beg for release like a wounded animal

“Ah foreplay. Well in that case, allow me to use, The Box”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021


Charli D’Amelio

Some Tikthot star notorious for god-knows-what and smiling at the camera. I think she had a show at some point, but it was dogwater and got no views so hopefully they scraped it

“Charli D’Amelio, shovels are not meant for anoscopy!”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021


Voices

Production of sound generally emitted from the larynx. However, there are several cases where phonological chambers run haywire, causing feedback loops that disrupt functional day to day thought

“Oh no, Youngboy’s voice is stuck inside my head. He’s manipulating my every action! I hear Mickey Mouse too! These blasted voices

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021


Mommy

A maternal figure who gave birth to/raised a child, albeit not necessarily kindred, and may also be used as a term by degenerates with submission complexes for an attractive woman

“No! Don’t yell at me mommy!” “Please spank me mommy!”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

11👍 2👎


Thickilicious

Mouth watering, biscuit stroking, bean stalking flesh puffed out in a brilliant array of textures and hues belonging to curves the likes of which demand to explored beneath the sheets like a midnight snack

“Gawd damn oh lawdy lawdy, thems is some thickilicious buns, shawty” 👨🏿 🦳🕶🤏

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021