The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below
âAh shit, I smooped on the toilet seat againâ
âI had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, maâ
A superior life form blessed with the immaculate flair for music, lyrically gifted beyond measure, and talented in the art of fisticuffs, Kentrell Gaulden has impacted the world through his cunning, rectitude and sheer intellectual magniloquence
NBA Youngboy: âNahh YB better + Ratioâ
âI go by YoungBoy and I'll zip you up from talking shitâ
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The exhilarating act of wrapping each operable limb around your partnerâs body and locking tight, until they hyperventilate and beg for release like a wounded animal
âAh foreplay. Well in that case, allow me to use, The Boxâ
Some Tikthot star notorious for god-knows-what and smiling at the camera. I think she had a show at some point, but it was dogwater and got no views so hopefully they scraped it
âCharli DâAmelio, shovels are not meant for anoscopy!â
Production of sound generally emitted from the larynx. However, there are several cases where phonological chambers run haywire, causing feedback loops that disrupt functional day to day thought
âOh no, Youngboyâs voice is stuck inside my head. Heâs manipulating my every action! I hear Mickey Mouse too! These blasted voices
A maternal figure who gave birth to/raised a child, albeit not necessarily kindred, and may also be used as a term by degenerates with submission complexes for an attractive woman
âNo! Donât yell at me mommy!â âPlease spank me mommy!â
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Mouth watering, biscuit stroking, bean stalking flesh puffed out in a brilliant array of textures and hues belonging to curves the likes of which demand to explored beneath the sheets like a midnight snack
âGawd damn oh lawdy lawdy, thems is some thickilicious buns, shawtyâ ð¨ð¿ ð¦³ð¶ð¤