clown

donald trump.

Joe: who's not president of America anymore?
bestie: a clown obviously

Salt on Cucumber

Very delicious food, some people hate it of course.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.

someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?