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The Fox News co-host for Fox & Friends. Doocy is a prime example of lovable stupidity. He is often so hillariously misinformed that you just want to tilt your head and say "aww.." at his sincere and adorable attempt at journalism.
One would wonder why Steve Doocy actually has a job at Fox News. His journalism skills are in fact, on par with an 8 year. Then you realize, he's the mascot of Fox News. The unintelligent, dim-witted, moronic shell of a person that represents the station as a whole. He is the embodiement of Fox News.
It is highly likely that he has never formed a cognitive thought, opinion, or idea without the help, aid, or influence of others.
Steve Doocy is the drunk baby of Fox News.
Steve Doocy: "Palin does have foreign policy experience, after all, Alaska is right next to Russia."
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A misleading phrase which should actually read: "Pro-governmental regulation and interference on actions that don't remotely nessesitate it."
I'm pro-life, because I believe the government is our moral authority, and knows what's best for us!
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A number equal to 1 to anyone who understands math.
Topic should not even be a debate, however, it is understandibly quite hard to accept by some.
1.) All sequential repeating decimals can be expressed as the repeating series divided by a 9 per each digit.
For example, 3/7 = .428571~
Thus, 428571/999999 = .428571~
Therefore, 428571/999999 = 3/7
When we apply this rule to .9~:
9 is the repeating sequence. We put it over an identical number of 9's, which is one 9, thus giving us 9/9, which is 1.
2.) All rational numbers can be expressed as a/b with a and b as integers. .9~ is a rational number. Thusly, it can be expressed as a/b. 9.~'s a/b expression is 1/1. To all those who disagree, I challenge you to find another possible way that .9~ can be expressed as a/b.
3.) For any two numbers, there is an infinite number of other numbers that fit between them.
Example:
1.08, and 1.09.
1.081, 1.0801, 1.08001...
There are no numbers that can fit between .9~ and 1. thus, they must be equal.
Demonstrations:
1.)
Define x as .9~
x = .9~
10x = 9.9~
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
Thus, .9~ = x = 1
2.)
1/3 = .3~
1/3 X 3 = 1
.3~ X 3 = .9~
If .3~ and 1/3 are equal, identical operations on them result in an equal product. Thus, .9~ = 1.
ARGUMENTS:
".9~ is not equal to 1, it gets closer to 1 with each 9 added but never reaches it"
Reply: .9~ is a number. This means it has value. The value of .9~ doesn't "get closer" to anything. It is a number, and has value.
"If .9~ equals 1, then doesn't 1.9~ equal 2, 2.9~ equal 3, 3.9~ = 4, and so forth?"
Reply: Yes.
"There is no point at which as certain number of 9's makes .9~ equal 1."
Reply:
Of course there isn't. If there were a point at which a certain number of nines "made" .9~ equal 1, then it would not be .9~ that equaled 1, just the decimal with enough nines to reach that point.
A "certain number of nines" directly contradicts the concept of an infinite string of nines. Approaching the question from this angle is entirely illogical.
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Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
The ancient philosophy of Epictetus, Seneca the Younger, and Marcus Aurelius, among others. Stoicism focuses on living a virtuous life, and devoting yourself fully to your task at hand, while stressing indifference to the events outside of your control. Stoicism teaches that the quality of life depends entirely on the individual, and that events can only make you persistently depressed or unhappy when you are a faggot.
Stoics experience emotion like any other person, they have just realized that it is a self-harming choice to allow emotions to effect your well-being after the initial emotional reaction has passed.
A Stoic is, in effect, the extreme polar opposite of an emo.
Person 1: I find it amazing how Brian continues to exert amazing effort in his career, keep a polite demeanor around others, and continue to ritually hit the gym every morning even though his wife died last month.
Person 2: Brian practices Stoicism, he knows that reducing work ethic, ceasing politeness, or jeopardizing his health because his wife died is completely illogical.
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The standard response after making an order at a drive-thru window.
"I'd like a large fry."
"Dasallfuhya?"
"And a vanilla ice cream cone."
"Dasallfuhya?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Yatotal fiyseveny"
The wave is a sacred and required unwritten oath that applies to everyone who purchases a Chevrolet Corvette. The oath is agreed to upon the purchase of the vette with absolutely no exceptions.
The wave states that while you are in your Corvette, you must signal any fellow Corvette drivers with a friendly (yet extremely manly) wave to acknowledge their presence and their fine taste in automobiles.
Any driver who does not return the wave is a disgrace to the Corvette community, and just looks like a total douche.
No exceptions.
"I was in my C5 Z06 last week, saw a sick C6 rolling down in my direction, so I gave the fella the wave.
He didn't return the wave, so I followed him to his home and burned his house down."
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