Fifering

Asking questions on facebook you could just as easily answer yourself with a two second google search if you weren't so lazy, making your friends dance to your tune of laziness.

Don't answer Sam's post for the dog kennel's phone number, he's just fifering. He'll look it up if he wants it.

Wuhan

Screw up royally then try to obfuscate by suggesting alternative sources for the screw up

Admit it , Donny, you fucked up, we all got fucked over by your fuck up, now stop trying to Wuhan us over it. Nobody believes a fucking bat swapped motor oil for your transmission fluid.